Rucalator

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A ruler that has a calculator built into it. And it being the only item in existence that can measure and calculate at the same time. But of course to posses such awesome power it requires a sacrifice of blood everyday and damns your soul to hell if you touch it.

Generic loser: Can i borrow your calculator?

Generic loser #2: I am sorry but i forgot to fill my rucalator with blood this morning. Want to help?

Generic loser: Sure wait...what?

Generic loser #2: Here (puts rucalator in generic loser's hand)

Generic loser: I don't want...

Generic loser #2: Now at the time of your death please report to the flaming red door that smells of brimstone on your left.

Generic loser: Wait...What?

Generic loser #2: Exactly.

Generic loser: but only when i die right.

Generic Loser #2: yep

Generic loser: so do you know how i die?

Generic Loser #2: yep

Generic Loser: How?

Generic Loser #2: Rucalator slash across the neck.

Generic Loser: when?

Generic Loser #2: Geuss?

Generic Loser: oh sh*t

Rucalator by SWHagashi May 28, 2010

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rugalator

1: Mojo.
2: Your backside.
3: a rattle possibly made from a bb filled coconut - a percussion instrument: highly decorated in Chalmation (New Orleans- St. Bernard Parish style voodoo) Folk Art made by Storyville Stompers percussionist Ray Lambert.

I got my rugalator workin... gonna gimme a chance on you...
Rugalator workin on you... - Jimmy Smith

rugalator by Luke D. Lorenz February 13, 2006

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Rucalator • rugalator • nucalator • Rectalatorian

nucalator

a microwave

i put toast in the nuculator and it blew up.

nucalator by kash December 7, 2003

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Rectalatorian

A name given to an sophisticated asshole of a person

The country club was filled with rectalatorian uplifted noses.

Rectalatorian by Rychus Bear September 30, 2025

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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