Rucalator 

A ruler that has a calculator built into it. And it being the only item in existence that can measure and calculate at the same time. But of course to posses such awesome power it requires a sacrifice of blood everyday and damns your soul to hell if you touch it.

Generic loser: Can i borrow your calculator?

Generic loser #2: I am sorry but i forgot to fill my rucalator with blood this morning. Want to help?

Generic loser: Sure wait...what?

Generic loser #2: Here (puts rucalator in generic loser's hand)

Generic loser: I don't want...

Generic loser #2: Now at the time of your death please report to the flaming red door that smells of brimstone on your left.

Generic loser: Wait...What?

Generic loser #2: Exactly.

Generic loser: but only when i die right.

Generic Loser #2: yep

Generic loser: so do you know how i die?

Generic Loser #2: yep

Generic Loser: How?

Generic Loser #2: Rucalator slash across the neck.

Generic Loser: when?

Generic Loser #2: Geuss?

Generic Loser: oh sh*t

Rucalator by SWHagashi May 28, 2010

rugalator 

1: Mojo.
2: Your backside.
3: a rattle possibly made from a bb filled coconut - a percussion instrument: highly decorated in Chalmation (New Orleans- St. Bernard Parish style voodoo) Folk Art made by Storyville Stompers percussionist Ray Lambert.

I got my rugalator workin... gonna gimme a chance on you...
Rugalator workin on you... - Jimmy Smith

rugalator by Luke D. Lorenz February 13, 2006

nucalator 

a microwave

i put toast in the nuculator and it blew up.

nucalator by kash December 7, 2003

Rectalatorian 

A name given to an sophisticated asshole of a person

The country club was filled with rectalatorian uplifted noses.

Rectalatorian by Rychus Bear September 30, 2025