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A pointlessrubber/plastic thing that's in the middle of computer keyboards, often on laptops, and is supposed to be a mouse. Useless as the laptop touchpad mouse is directly under it, and it's really fiddly to use. There's probably a Russian grandmaster of using it.
Miguel: Hey i got a new laptop, it's got a wierd rubber thing in the keyboard
Ricardo: Yeah, it's a nubben...useless...WHY OH WHY?!?!
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crotch nubbin 

something that grows on your crotch when you don't wash well
Oh shit! I have a crotch nubbin!
crotch nubbin by Confobbler May 28, 2022
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A word to describe someone who displays noob like behaviour.
Quit your nubbery Rowlo.
nubbery by EB K February 23, 2008
A atmospheric_diffuse_intensely-beautiful-Nu-Soul...rhythmically-driven...implies percussive element yet has a harmonic bias...induces euphoria
Nubient adj. An intense beautiful atmospheric afro-soul...with Jazz-tinged percussive undercurrents...Dweli..Lamar...mellow R+B classifies as such NUBIENT...
Nubient by Colin Tucker November 26, 2003

Nubby Nubberton 

One who has gone beyond all levels of the art of nub, even past nub cake. May also be described as "The Mayor of Nubville"
or "Govna Nub"
Oh my god, look at that tortoise-armed kid he is such a nubby nubberton.

You know if there was a state of nub, you'd be the govna! Govna Nub!
Nubby Nubberton by Not Nubby February 21, 2009

Noah Nubbe 

1: ( General Use) Someone who doesn't get laid due to his lack of skill with girls.
Person 1, Oh brooo, why aren't you going home with a girl tonight?

Person 2, It isn't easy to be a Noah Nubbe you know brothaaaa
Noah Nubbe by Holakebab May 17, 2022

nubbinectomy

The removal of a nubbin or third nipple.
I have a nubbin, holy crap i should get a nubbinectomy.