A hazardous, geologic event wherein a hyper-accelerating flow of highly concentrated, sulfur infused volcanic magma builds, cools and intermittently cracks, avulsing into jaggedly uniform, mobilzed 'slabs' of densely toxic rock formations. In rare and unique environmental conditions, migratory slabs have been observed to spontaneously combust into abounding flames upon impact with proximate flora, fauna and curious homosapien onlookers, resulting in a enveloping expulsion of sulfuric cinder chards and respiratory impairing, noxious fumes.
1. "Did you see how the lava formed into 'Pyro-noxious Slabs' when it came down the side of of the volcano, cooling in rhythmic waves as it hit the ocean water's edge?"
2. "I still can't believe that Drew was instantaneously incinerated into a sulfuric plume of ash when that 'Pyro-noxious Slab' chased after him while he was trying to take pictures!"
The polite response to 'you're welcome' in the same way that 'you're welcome' is the polite response to 'thank you'.
Nopro is also a phrase commonly used to fill in the awkward silence after someone says 'you're welcome'.
Alex complimented my singing, and after I thanked him and he replied 'you're welcome', neither of us knew how to continue the conversation, so I said 'nopro'.
Alex: I really enjoyed your performance, I think you have a lovely voice.
a guarenteed way to lose 10 pounds in 24 hours, the closest to actual death you'll ever experience without a terminal illness or major accident. 24-36 hours of pooping and puking, fever, hallucinations, crying for your mommy, sweating, and bargaining with both Jesus and Satan to live.
Highly contagious. No medical treatment available besides starving yourself, and if you don't sanatize all handles with bleach afterwards you'll get it again.
Also known as Walking Dead Disease
" Dude what happened to Maddison , she was out for two days and now she looks like a hot zombie?"
"Norovirus bro. Don't touch her. She's deadly right now."
An enthusiast of any video game, namely SSBB (where the word originated), who is naturally skilled at the game. They neither rely on countless hours of practice nor guides on how to become a worthy opponent, but by a natural ability to be above average.
Of course, a Nexro is not automatically the best; they merely learn faster and perform better than the average gamer.
"He barely ever plays this game, and he's still better than me! He must be a nexro!"
farts so deadly, the stench is powerful enough to kill 10 adulthumans
Uber driver: Stop ripping noxious farts. Let me open the windows. I don't care if it's snowing outside, I have 2 kids & I don't wanna die.
Fartisha: Yeah whatever
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!