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no, nothing, not really, never.. basically a negative answer to simple questions.
Are you going out tonight? Nought..
Where you there? Nought.. decieded to gve last night a miss..
nought by missmac@ya March 24, 2009

noughtpointfourlive 

He’s a clickbait youtuber who makes his videos 10 minuets long to put 8 ads in his videos to make more ad revenue and clickbaits with yellow arrows
Friend: Hey bro you should sub to noughtpointfourlive

Me: HELL NO HE CLICKBAITS TO MUCH
clickbaits
noughtpointfourlive by Jeffywhylol January 29, 2018
Another way to say zero. Not used very often.
Bill: Nought... One...
Jim: Nought?
Bill: Zero, dammit!
Nought by Anonymous March 20, 2005
Q: Did you know what nought meant before using the Urban Dictionary?

A: Nought.
nought by gags April 21, 2004

noughties 

a cooler way of saying 2000s. it's that decade we're in now, you know, the one between the ''tens'' and the ''nineties''.
noughties by Martha's_Cellmate November 3, 2004

noughtfolio 

A term used to describe the folder or portfolio where you put some of the worst 'creative work' shite you've had to produce for your clients. So called because it contains nothing good.
Phew, what a stinker that presentation was! The client wanted footage of England winning the Rugby World Cup four years ago interspersed with boring statements about their business that had nothing to do with rugby victories that took place four years ago. One for my noughtfolio.