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no, nothing, not really, never.. basically a negative answer to simple questions.
Are you going out tonight? Nought..
Where you there? Nought.. decieded to gve last night a miss..
nought by missmac@ya March 24, 2009

noughtpointfourlive 

He’s a clickbait youtuber who makes his videos 10 minuets long to put 8 ads in his videos to make more ad revenue and clickbaits with yellow arrows
Friend: Hey bro you should sub to noughtpointfourlive

Me: HELL NO HE CLICKBAITS TO MUCH
clickbaits
noughtpointfourlive by Jeffywhylol January 29, 2018
Another way to say zero. Not used very often.
Bill: Nought... One...
Jim: Nought?
Bill: Zero, dammit!
Nought by Anonymous March 20, 2005
South African English slang meaning negative or no.
Q: Did you know what nought meant before using the Urban Dictionary?

A: Nought.
nought by gags April 21, 2004

noughties 

a cooler way of saying 2000s. it's that decade we're in now, you know, the one between the ''tens'' and the ''nineties''.
noughties by Martha's_Cellmate November 3, 2004

noughtfolio 

A term used to describe the folder or portfolio where you put some of the worst 'creative work' shite you've had to produce for your clients. So called because it contains nothing good.
Phew, what a stinker that presentation was! The client wanted footage of England winning the Rugby World Cup four years ago interspersed with boring statements about their business that had nothing to do with rugby victories that took place four years ago. One for my noughtfolio.
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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