A comment on a YouTube video made by some needy person who hasn't grown up yet. The person does it for attention from the YouTuber and others or they do it because they are just plain stupid. Normally it is both.

"OH MY GOSH! Am I the ONLY ONE who hasn't seen this video yet ? (view count: 1,744) WHERE'S MY NOTIFICATION SQUAD?!!?!1!1/!1"

"I'm needy and want attention, so I think I will spam the comments section. NOTIFICATION SQUAD NOTIFICATION SQUAD NOTIFICATION SQUAD NOTIFICATION SQUAD NOTIFICATION SQUAD NOTIFICATION SQUAD NOTIFICATION SQUAD NOTIFICATION SQUAD NOTIFICATION SQUAD !"

Notification Squad by Catrix January 27, 2017

notification hangover

When you turn on the phone and it starts throwing up tons of notifications.

Me: Let me just turn on my phone in class... no one will ever know
*turns on phone*
*phone starts having notification hangover*
*phone makes loud noises*
Me: shit.

notification hangover by WordWorld April 21, 2017

notification zone

When you read a message from the notification center but don't reply to it. You're not technically 'seen-ing' the person but notification zoning them.

Ugh, another message from Ashley. I'll just notification zone her.

notification zone by zxn December 16, 2018

Nontification

1.) An app notification that is of zero importance or interest to the app user.

2.) An app notification that serves no actual purpose.

Owen: My phone buzzed, but it was just another complete nontification saying 'Kate added to their story for the first time in a while'.

Grace: Oh God, I hate nontifications!

Nontification by Founder's Dining Whore September 9, 2018

Notification collector

Notification collector: someone who deliberately leaves chats on delivered or snaps unopened in order to gain a high number of notifications, this adds to their pride/arrogance. This is regarded as fake snapchat bait because you are purposely collecting notifications, not all may be recent therefore it is a fake bait concept.

She’s a ‘notification collector’ she leaves her dms and chats unopened to look cool

Notification collector by rz adz July 18, 2020

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026