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A man who claims to be sexually attracted to men but is neither top nor bottom and therefore a nottom. Not to be confused with versatile, a nottom is not into anal sex at all.
Person 1: Is he a top or a bottom?
Person 2: Neither.
Person 1: Oh, he’s vers.
Person 2: No man, he’s a nottom. He won’t do any ass play any way at all.
Person 1: What kind of weird shit is that?
Person 2: *shrugs*
nottom by beefyN June 16, 2018
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Nötthipô 

I needed to shit out my window cause there's no bathroom at work, but it was a nötthipô on my boss and I am now unemployed, Fucks sake asda
Notgeil is a german term that cannot be directly translated into English. If one were to translate it directly, it would be "Emergency horny". It refers to people being horny all the time and who are desperate for sex and who will pursue this goal, until they can fuck something with a pulse.
Jim is so notgeil, he is hitting on his friend's little sister and her mother.
notgeil by bubaglobalj February 28, 2011
Created back in March 2011 by TaroNuke, Not In The Groove is a fork of OpenITG, which is a fork of Stepmania, with the intent of being able to make it easier for mod file creators to implement their ideas, while preserving compatibility with Stepmania and In The Groove files. It has created a community dedicated to making mod files, even creating a tournament called the United Kingdom Sight Reading Tournament, having 9 installments in the series so far, with UKSRTX coming in the horizon.
"What's "NotITG", dude?"
"Just think of it like hacked Dance Dance Revolution."
"Also before you ask, every stage is possible."
NotITG by GelloMello February 14, 2019

Nottmeier 

Charismatic Germans. Most beautiful people. Always have a crowd around them. People flock to them due to their powers of empathy and projection onto others. Nottmeiers almost always have beautiful blue or green eyes. Blue eyed Nottmeiers are almost always fun loving, crazy, and beautiful. Green eyed Nottmeiers, although equally as beautiful, tend to be more serious and like to argue. The most rare of Nottmeiers have eyes that change colors. They are the most mesmerizing of all. Their personality changes with their blue, grey, green eye color. Grey usually means they are sad or extremely angry. Watch out for the Nottmeier with grey eyes. See that and walk to the other side of the street!
"How did you get that guy to do what you wanted? It was like you Nottmeiered his ass or something."
"Your eyes are so Nottmeier right now. It's scary yet sexy. "
Nottmeier by G. Queen December 31, 2011
A condition that is used to plainly and openly show to everyone that someone is, in fact, not gay. Often used in movies or TV shows where male protagonists might be considered gay if there wasn't a scene explicitly showing his heterosexuality, thereby providing him with a case of the notgays to ease viewers and let them know that they are not watching a show with a homosexual character.

First popularized by Harry Plinkett of RedLetterMedia in his review of Star Trek (2009).
Viewers might have thought Spock and Kirk are gay for each other, but since J.J. Abrams made Kirk a ladies' man and had Spock be in a weird relationship with Uhura, we all can rest easy knowing they have a case of the notgays.
notgays by Backlace August 6, 2011
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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