nottg

Someone who likes spaghetti, but eggnog is the sauce-

She is a nottg, she likes wacky spaghetti.

by anonymous December 10, 2021

nottom

A man who claims to be sexually attracted to men but is neither top nor bottom and therefore a nottom. Not to be confused with versatile, a nottom is not into anal sex at all.

Person 1: Is he a top or a bottom?
Person 2: Neither.
Person 1: Oh, he’s vers.
Person 2: No man, he’s a nottom. He won’t do any ass play any way at all.
Person 1: What kind of weird shit is that?
Person 2: *shrugs*

by beefyN June 16, 2018

Nötthipô

When you poop at a low altitude

I needed to shit out my window cause there's no bathroom at work, but it was a nötthipô on my boss and I am now unemployed, Fucks sake asda

by Whyamiherejusttosuffermyfate February 22, 2020

notgeil

Notgeil is a german term that cannot be directly translated into English. If one were to translate it directly, it would be "Emergency horny". It refers to people being horny all the time and who are desperate for sex and who will pursue this goal, until they can fuck something with a pulse.

Jim is so notgeil, he is hitting on his friend's little sister and her mother.

by bubaglobalj February 28, 2011

NotITG

Created back in March 2011 by TaroNuke, Not In The Groove is a fork of OpenITG, which is a fork of Stepmania, with the intent of being able to make it easier for mod file creators to implement their ideas, while preserving compatibility with Stepmania and In The Groove files. It has created a community dedicated to making mod files, even creating a tournament called the United Kingdom Sight Reading Tournament, having 9 installments in the series so far, with UKSRTX coming in the horizon.

"What's "NotITG", dude?"
"Just think of it like hacked Dance Dance Revolution."
"Also before you ask, every stage is possible."

by GelloMello February 14, 2019

Nottmeier

Charismatic Germans. Most beautiful people. Always have a crowd around them. People flock to them due to their powers of empathy and projection onto others. Nottmeiers almost always have beautiful blue or green eyes. Blue eyed Nottmeiers are almost always fun loving, crazy, and beautiful. Green eyed Nottmeiers, although equally as beautiful, tend to be more serious and like to argue. The most rare of Nottmeiers have eyes that change colors. They are the most mesmerizing of all. Their personality changes with their blue, grey, green eye color. Grey usually means they are sad or extremely angry. Watch out for the Nottmeier with grey eyes. See that and walk to the other side of the street!

"How did you get that guy to do what you wanted? It was like you Nottmeiered his ass or something."
"Your eyes are so Nottmeier right now. It's scary yet sexy. "

by G. Queen December 31, 2011

notgays

A condition that is used to plainly and openly show to everyone that someone is, in fact, not gay. Often used in movies or TV shows where male protagonists might be considered gay if there wasn't a scene explicitly showing his heterosexuality, thereby providing him with a case of the notgays to ease viewers and let them know that they are not watching a show with a homosexual character.

First popularized by Harry Plinkett of RedLetterMedia in his review of Star Trek (2009).

Viewers might have thought Spock and Kirk are gay for each other, but since J.J. Abrams made Kirk a ladies' man and had Spock be in a weird relationship with Uhura, we all can rest easy knowing they have a case of the notgays.

by Backlace August 6, 2011