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Notirement 

1. The new era of "no retirement" for Baby Boomers who lost big on Wall Street; 2. The unpleasant choice between ceaseless work and late-life poverty.
After the market crashed in '08, Jane started planning for her notirement years.
Notirement by Peter Kobs February 1, 2009
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notumentary 

not-u-men-tary .n ~ a fictional movie or program made to look like a documentary ie; Borat, Reno 911
Borat wasn't real, it was a notumentary.
notumentary by bigjoebowski22 December 29, 2007

Noticement 

Past tense for having brought up something you (or other person) noticed.
"You can't just start a new conversation on a noticement."
Noticement by NewGrunt July 25, 2025

Notirement 

Continuing to work at something you love with no clear definition of when to stop.
After 40 years in real estate sales and marketing, I should be retiring. Instead, I have decided my next phase is notirement - continuing on with no clear ending in sight. I love my career and the people I meet and want to continue as long as it feels good. I have enough income without it, but will keep on anyway.
Notirement by Luckier November 23, 2021

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026