a Netflix documentary you put on not to actually watch, but instead fall asleep to within the first 15 minutes and wake up refreshed an hour later to the end credits rolling. A guilt-free way to get some shut eye in the middle of the day.
A: Oh man, yesterday afternoon I watched a great napumentary called Antarctica: A Year on Ice. As soon as everyone was preparing for the longwinter ahead I went comatose. It was great.
A film that tries to be a serious documentary, but is evidenced-challenged, i.e. based on crack-pot journalism, so that it doesn't quite qualify as a regular documentary. This is distinct from a mockumentary/Michael Moore film, in that it carries a serioustone thoughout, and does not try to be funny. e.g. Loose Change, and most other 9/11 conspiracy films.
Frank: "Hey, did you hear about that movie, Zeitgeist?"
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.