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noseless under-beard 

the ungroomed pubic hair of a female.
Karen decided to shave her noseless under-beard in order to keep an active sex life.
noseless under-beard by Dr. Aba August 14, 2010

noseless 

Owner: Look, my dog has no nose!
Friend: How does it smell?
Owner: TERRIBLE!
noseless by J MAN!!! January 17, 2005

Nopeless 

When there is no point in asking because you know the answer will be no
Hey man are you going to get next Saturday night off for skilled? I have to work so I'm pretty sure the answer is nopeless.
Nopeless by Firstry August 23, 2015

Noseless Nixon 

Noseless nixon is when your friend passes out drunk, and one lays his balls in said friend's eye sockets, and penis down the nose, resulting in what looks like bulging eyes and a *hopefully for the pranker* long nose. A picture is then taken. The Prankee's nose is not in sight, and resembles caricatures of richard nixon, thus "noseless nixon". Quite possibly the gayest form of drunk passed out people pranks, and is usually preceded by Sharpie penises and "FAG" being written on the Prankee's face.
"Dude, James passed out last night, and Tony gave him a noseless nixon. It was fucking hysterical, yet shockingly gay."
Noseless Nixon by Treezi Weezi April 21, 2006

Nodeless 

A player too poor to become a citizen of a node in Ashes of Creation.
"Who is that guy that keeps dying to overworld mobs?"
"Just some nodeless. Let's go back to my freehold."
Nodeless by Nodeless Get out July 30, 2020

Noneless 

When someone/something is not nothing/not Noneful. Not to be confused with "Nonetheless".
Guy 1:hey Guy 2, you're noneless
Guy 2:???
Guy 1:NO NE LE SS
Guy 2:*dies*
Noneless by Hamgerbur July 25, 2021
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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