not pockets 

n., adj.
not pockets are those remaining pockets of fat that stick after many months of strenuous exercise. They make you look less hot. The opposite of not pockets would be, hot pockets. Hot pockets are the positive fatty areas that are atrractive. Hot pockets include: boobs and bootie (of course, those areas are not always considered "hot pockets." they can also be "not pockets.")

whoah, nothin' hot about that girl, just a bunch of not pockets goin on!

not pockets by melbeann June 10, 2009

Wait, thats not my pocket 

Game in which you slide your hand into someone else's pocket. Wait for them to realize it is your hand in there pocket and say "Wait... Thats not my pocket!"

Thomm was really upset when Jonathan got him with "Wait, thats not my pocket"

Wait, thats not my pocket by quickdraw_mcgraw May 31, 2011

Nick Nopockets 

A small fake Italian guy who breaks his freinds washing machine . He has no need for pockets due to his low credit score and no money . Pockets are used for wallets and money and Nicholas has neither . He resides in the PA area and can eat half a dozen pretzels in on sitting . He’s also a convicted felon who quits chess after losing one peice . Some might even say he’s a retard . That some is actually just me. I think he’s a retard . He’s basically a nobody . A nobody with no pockets .

Yo did you hear about nick nopockets ?

What the broke retard ?

Yes .

Nick Nopockets by Nickisbroke April 15, 2024