not mad

Something ridiculous just happened but somehow, you're cool with it. Weirdly, you're a little bit glad it happened. Best delivered in a tone which implies passive aggression.

You may have cut my hair without my permission, but I'm not mad.

not mad by canfield army April 6, 2009

Not Mad

She is definitely mad. Apologize as much as you can and try and figure out what you did so you can NEVER EVER DO IT AGAIN.

guy 1: hey babe you alr?
girl 1: yeah
guy 1: u sure?
girl 1: yea not mad

(this was based on an actual conversation)

Not Mad by bit nut jim March 22, 2023

Not mad about it 

When you are happy about something but you are a miserable cunt who is never happy so you say "I'm not mad about it"

"I heard you won the lottery" " Yes, I'm not mad about it"

Not mad about it by Jane93 July 1, 2019

I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed 

The passive-aggressive phrase your parents give as a sign that they are mad and regret having you because you’re a piece of shit(but they don’t want to say it aloud).

You know you fucked up bad when your parents say “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed” after you’ve done something wrong.

I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed by TAHDAH January 10, 2021

I'm not mad. Just pretty disappointed. 

Your father stands in the corner of the room. As you gaze into his eyes you contemplate the strike of the leather you receive for snorting your grandmother's ashes. He waits. He only says the obligatory phrase "I'm not mad. Just pretty disappointed." you never speak of the moment again...

Son, I'm not mad. Just pretty disappointed.

I'm not mad. Just pretty disappointed. by ShutTheDoorQuick December 7, 2021

I'm not mad.

When you go to a function that you thought was going to be boring or a waste of your time; but there ends up being great eye-candy there.

I'm not mad.

*Best friend drags you to some boring performance. Five minutes into the show you see three hot shirtless men come out to perform. Turns to best friend like "I'm not mad!"

I'm not mad. by Bitch_named_Ashley January 26, 2020

i'm not mad! My reality is just different from your's 

A quote from the Cheshire Cat, in the popular children's book, Alice In Wonderland, written by Lewis Caroll. He is well known for his glowing eyes and mischievous grin.

Alice: You are mad!
Cheshire Cat: I'm not mad! My reality is just different from your's.

i'm not mad! My reality is just different from your's by JayyJai February 17, 2014