nostroliosis

the flaring of the nostrils, especially when making the "kiss" face. (in pictures, etc.) very unattractive.

"ew. your nostroliosis is acting up"
"sorry its not my fault, you wanted to take the picture"

by sungynungydrape December 20, 2011

nostrologist

A person to which one goes to in order to ensure a healthy and prosperous pair of nostrils. At the nostrologist, one can get a nostrilectomy, a nostril cleaning, or nostril pastic surge, to rid oneself of unsightly hairs and nostril blemishes.

Ken Zhao needs to go the the nostrologist.

The nostrologist is good fun for the whole family!

by dr. C. Nostril Nostronomous October 17, 2007

nostrologist

A place where one goes to get their nostrils checked out by a professional in order to prevent serious medical diseases including cancer of the nostril, inflamation of the nostril hair follicles, and occasionally, to get the nostril hairs trimmed.

O hurray, today i must go to the nostrologist go get a nostrilectomy. That way i can fight people-killing diseases like nostrilitus.

by a concerned citizen ii March 5, 2007