A place of no service that is visited often. Also may be used when exiting a place of no service and entering a place with service. Often used to alert others via text message that you will not or could not text them back.

Sorry, I was in the noservicezone of my school, because that stupid teacher has a cell phone jammer.

I'm entering the noservicezone so I won't be able to reply. Sorry :/

Noservicezone by Sokennethwasall October 12, 2008

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Pearl nosering

What a woman gets when you try to give her a pearl necklace, but aim too high. Usually worn with pearl brow rings, pearl liprings, pearl earrings.

Pearl nosering by jmc October 16, 2002

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noseroids

This is hemroids in your nose.

Symptoms include a itchy, painful and bloody nose.

Caused by picking your nose too much.

Treatment is easy, STOP PICKING YOUR NOSE!

Background-
From a very tired new mother who tends to mix up words when exhausted.

Origin-

Road noise.

Patient: My nose has been hurting bad and it is also bleeding.

Doctor: Do you pick your nose?

Patient: No! That is gross.

Doctor: Well, it looks like you have noseroids which is caused by picking your nose. The easy answer is to stop picking your nose.

noseroids by Boobralicious June 4, 2009

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noservicezone

A common place that often has no service.
Used when alerting people via text that you will have no service while you are in this place, and therefore, cannot respond.

Kenneth via text: "Hey, i'm entering the noservicezone. Sorry, i'll text you after."
Alex via text: "Okay!" (text message isn't received because of the nosservicezone)

noservicezone by sokennethwasall January 20, 2009

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