Aging sex addict who can’t
keep up with the new trends of
kinky sex. Flog-nosticators are prone to being side tracked and
forgetting shit.
Usually resulting in suicide by strangulation.
I was watching some serious porn last night and was enjoying it the. I went to check the
frozen pizza in the oven. I forgot to
turn it off and the wife came home and saw what I was watching.
I’ve seen my life go bye so fast but I know that I’ve become a flog-nosticator
I told myself to never flog-nosticate