northport high school

A shitty high school with too many wings and courtyards, 9 periods in a day, and a shitty football team. What happened to all the bomb threats? we had 5 4 last year, this year? 0. fucking security with their little porn filled office.

I love NHS as much as Runyan loves watching senior girls.

by Brian December 2, 2004

northport high school

a school full of jap whores, fuckboys, and incoherent faggots who approach you during lunch. Nothing to do here but constantly smoke weed in class, get into fights, and get dissed by the VSCO girls. “Northports Genius” on YouTube is the is the average explanation of a student. You can’t use the bathroom during class because there is always someone signed out to stay in the commons or toke in the bathroom. NHS is also full of snitches so important people like Curcio get barred. Often tripping janitors can be found in the hallways

Northport high school is full of hard ass kids.

by Jen is best sh is warn October 31, 2019

Northport High School

You, me Northport High School. What are we getting for lunch? Pizza sticks of course! Uh oh! There was a roofie in our Northport High School pizza sticks. We black out, we wake up in the commons bathroom surrounded by feinds! Geek bar feinds! You know what that means. Geek off! The stench draws in an AP what do we do we’re gonna fight him! Geek fight. Geek handed. Geeked, out? Yes please. We befriend the AP after we beat him in a brawl and ride him into Hinson’s office. Dance dance revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the principal? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know I’m reincarnated as William J. Brosnan. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn’t even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turned into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. Ohmygodmrstgeorgeiloveyou AAAAAAAAAAA ohmygodmrstgeorgeiloveyou AAAAAAA

Northport High School is a bitch ass school

by Invincidih March 19, 2025

North Port High School

A school located in North Port, Florida, with a population of hicks, assholes, and douchebags.

The average IQ of a student is 12, and that's maybe the smartest person in the class.

All the kids think they can skate, but suck ass, just like the athletic school teams. They lost their Homecoming game.

If you go to this school you will be made fun of for having no 'swag' or have a fight started by at least 15 kids.

All these kids care about is weed, swag, and fighting.

"Dude I was so high on kush last night, me and my best bud dun threw hands!" -North Port High School

by YouAreAllFaggots August 23, 2012

North Port High School (Florida)

A high school located in North Port, Florida. The school is mainly populated by wannabe rednecks and their pregnant bitches who all seem to think that camo outfits are "desirable." The average girl at North Port HS has already had about 2.5 children, via several baby dadyzzz. So many students smoke weed, that even the teachers dabble in it from time to time. The average combined IQ of the school (teachers included) is roughly 108 (and that is being generous). NPHS has some of THE worst teachers in the nation. If your looking for a school where you can spend your entire four year, high school experience high as a kite, then North Port High School is the place for you!

Redneck 1 and North Port High School (Florida): Hey, let's pretend to be hard-core Confederate scumbags, and where camo all the time like dumb hicks, and talk about fishing and hunting all the time, and date fat nasty girls, even though in reality we have two brain cells to split between the five of us and are pretty much white trash?

Redneck 2: Dam! My girlfriend is also my cousin!

by Pebblezzz August 6, 2011