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nootnaut 

A person who strives to enhance their innate intellectual capabilities via the consumption of nootropic substances. Mister, you are so dumb... Go take some noots.
nootropics
Paul likes to supercharge his brain with nootropics. He's such a nootnaut.
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nootka nooka Nooka Horse noonka nootan Nootral notka nookage nookah Nooka Nook

Nookazon 

Let’s go buy a villager in [Nookazon.)
Nookazon by crak head boi July 11, 2020
the flap of skin thats holds a man's member's in place.
She kicked me in the nootsack
nootsack by JustinJ April 24, 2007
a word to signal that you're about to cum
Girl: Oh yes harder
Boy: NOOTAC NOOTAC
Girl: Quick quick do it here
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Boy: Damn this some tranquilising puss
Girl: This some A1 dick uhh NOOTAC
Boy: OH YES LET IT OUT MMMMMMM
nootac by Indian sex bomb July 7, 2017

Noonka Poonka

Something you say when you stub your toe in front of a group of two year olds and words like *shit* or *fuck* are out of the question. Also a mild reference to Oompa Loompas, because who doesn't love orange midgets?
*Peter stubs his toe against the table during an intense game of The floor is lava"
Peter: Noonka Poonka!
Little Kids: Noooo sillly! It's OOMPA LOOMPA! *erupts in a fit of giggles*
*Peter collapses in pain*
They call him the Chick Magnet, because every "chick" he meets is OBSESSED with him. When he walks into a room, all the ladies bow at his feet, and all the lads are so jealous because he stole their girls. An international man of mystery, Nootan didn't graduate from detective school and has turned to a life of darkness. He is involved in some shady stuff, man. In his free time, Nootan enjoys rejecting anime girls who make their MOVES on him.
He is a quirky, dark and twisty poet, who competes in nose shows in his free time, but he has a secret. He actually hates poetry, because he is a robot, and would rather turn to a life of crime and blackmail. But despite all this, he is still A LADIES MAN and FLATTERS THE WOMEN he meets. Legend says that he's had over 300 GIRLFRIENDS and 2000 people have FALLEN for him but he only accepts the FINEST.
Family life: Literally nobody knows. He's a secretive man. Has a brother (allegedly- could be his partner in crime) who lives on a goat farm with a much older lady.
Person 1: Omg have you heard of Nootan and his super awesome goat farmer brother
Person 2: No please impart your wisdom
Person 1: He is soooooo cool
Person 2: He sounds Dreamy! We should pursue him
You can use it as a magic spell: Nootan loves smoochan all the wooman.
nootan by i heart the homies September 19, 2020