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Tittied
Adj ; The feeling of being very high, drunk, or fucked up in general. Combinations of two of these three or even all three are also possible.
*smokes blunt* Bruh I’m tittied as fuck right now.
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Friend 1 - are you sober rn?
You - nah I’m tittied hahahaha
Tittied by Tittied October 22, 2019
Urban Dictionary Merch
We are getting tittied tonight
Tittied by Bombman69 December 7, 2016
1. When you are super entranced by some titties
2. When you are being suffocated by titties during sex
Yo, he was so tittied last night.
Tittied by Iásonas November 6, 2021
The past tense of titties, usually used after one has gotten top surgery.
"Yeah no I tittied for a bit, but I'm doing better now"
“Yes I am planning to get tittied”
Tittied by RuiizKp December 25, 2021
When one or more person contains or develops titties.
Jacob is tittied.
tittied by anonymous May 10, 2023

Turbo Tittied 

the act of getting absolutely fucking demolished
Man, I just watched Kephrii get fucking turbo tittied on. What a trash widow player
Turbo Tittied by the reeeeeeekat January 23, 2019

lop-tittied 

A set of women's breasts that is not symmetrical in size, shape, or other proportions.
My cousin is so lop-tittied, that she won 1st and 3rd place in the Wet T-Shirt contest.
lop-tittied by Barberman January 15, 2009
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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