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Tittied
Adj ; The feeling of being very high, drunk, or fucked up in general. Combinations of two of these three or even all three are also possible.
*smokes blunt* Bruh I’m tittied as fuck right now.
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Friend 1 - are you sober rn?
You - nah I’m tittied hahahaha
Tittied by Tittied October 22, 2019
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We are getting tittied tonight
Tittied by Bombman69 December 7, 2016
1. When you are super entranced by some titties
2. When you are being suffocated by titties during sex
Yo, he was so tittied last night.
Tittied by Iásonas November 6, 2021
The past tense of titties, usually used after one has gotten top surgery.
"Yeah no I tittied for a bit, but I'm doing better now"
“Yes I am planning to get tittied”
Tittied by RuiizKp December 25, 2021
When one or more person contains or develops titties.
Jacob is tittied.
tittied by anonymous May 10, 2023

Turbo Tittied 

the act of getting absolutely fucking demolished
Man, I just watched Kephrii get fucking turbo tittied on. What a trash widow player
Turbo Tittied by the reeeeeeekat January 23, 2019

lop-tittied 

A set of women's breasts that is not symmetrical in size, shape, or other proportions.
My cousin is so lop-tittied, that she won 1st and 3rd place in the Wet T-Shirt contest.
lop-tittied by Barberman January 15, 2009
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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