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Noobioes 

Noobioes - similar to Cheerioes (but really quite the opposite), is commonly referred to as "The Breakfast of Champions". Noobioes is made mainly of Noobs, in fact, any impurities in Noobioes is frowned upon in the elite community. Noobioes (when in its purest form) consists entirely of ground noob, purified finely in the Grinder, and shaped into small 'O' shaped cereal (Also check out AlphaNoobs in the breakfast aisle - noobioes in the shape of the alphabet! The breakfast of champions in training!). Noobioes should be consumed before gaming, hacking, modding, or anytime the craving of billions of noobs all in one bowl is had.
"Aww dude I'm getting owned today!"
"I'm not, I had my fill of Noobioes, The Breakfast Of Champions, this morning"
"Shit man, I'm fresh out of noobioes... got some AlphaNoobs, The Breakfast Of Champions In Training, though!"
Noobioes by Carson Myers August 1, 2007
Related Words

Noobious Eradicus 

(1)noobious eradicus is a species of human(or very talented monkey) that are extremely dangerous in the online world.

(2)noobious eradicus is a word used to describe online gamers that hate noobs. they will kill any noob on sight, even if they are on the same team.

NEVER get in the way of a chargeing noobious eradicus, or u'll be terminated.
that guy is a noobious eradicus, watch out for him on the battle field. he is crazy!
Noobious Eradicus by clintooon September 7, 2008

nooblious 

Its a thing. someone can be a nooblious, if its used the right way. you only call someone a nooblious if they are acting like a noob, and are totally pathectic, and just don't understand. like if you are talking to your friend and then someone tries to get into the conversation, and as you guys are talking the other person is totally lost and they keep asking, what what! then they would be considered a nooblious. this comes from the word noob. but you can use this word, nooblious, creatively.
ex.1. Stop being such a nooblious!

ex.2. Your nooblious is hanging out!
nooblious by Young Aplir M.O.A. November 4, 2007

Noobious Maximus 

When someone is so painfully naive it doesn't seem possible that they could actually have no idea what your talking about...
I mentioned the word "knuckle children," to my girlfriend and she had no idea what I was talking about...She's such a Noobious Maximus!
An amazing funny person , always chatting she always gets sent out of class she is pretty
Lucy : do u know nolio Jake : no. Lucy : OMG she is so nice and friendly
nolio by Goodnight.look October 3, 2020

noobiological 

noobiological is the study of n00bs and how they behave and or react with there fellow noobs, and uber pro's.

noobiological can be used to describe the effects felt when proness is being drained.
playing starcraft against bad players can have a noobiological effect on your overall skill count.