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noobster 

1. The beggining stages of a n00b. Very easy to find around large forum boards and chatrooms. Mostly very young children trying to act like they are an older age.
" i wil own u, stuped hed!"
noobster by Ivan Sterling June 27, 2005
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Being cool with a metrosexual tone, almost ambiguous to being straight or gay, and resembling features of Trisomy 21 Chromosome abnormality (Down's syndrome) such as weak phitrum, sentinel line; also characterized by asking stupid questions repeatedly such as "where is the arcade, where is the arcade?"
He's hitting the night with all his might, but someone should tell him that he is being a nockster.
nockster by izzy tru June 16, 2007
The part of a restraint system (seat belt, harness, etc) that goes between the legs. commonly refered to as a "croch strap".
When I went on the sky swing, the seatbelt included a nookser to keep me from sliding under it.
nookser by BlinkingBlythe September 15, 2008

noobster 

A person being a noob in every activity he tries.
Dude, that kid is a total noobster. All he does is FAIL
Nookser (newk ser): The part of a seat belt, harness, or other restraining device that goes in between the legs.
When we took a ride on the sky swing, there was a nookser that prevented us from slipping under the seat belt.
nookser by BlinkingBlythe September 15, 2008

Noofster 

A person who is fantastically brilliant and excels in Knowledge of the nerdy subjects.( like tv, school, books, youtube, awesome, ext.) Loves Fuu's, hates decepticons. Their fashion style is like a hipsters, they are just a lot awesomer, and like to laugh and write things.
you know those three girls, abbie, anna and alice? they are total Noofsters.

or

Boy: I think I'm in love with that girl.

other boy: Umm why?

Boy: Because she is a total Noofster!
Noofster by Noofster December 31, 2010
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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