nooge

to barely kick a field goal over the post

Adam Vinatieri barely nooged that one over!

by DMPIU February 24, 2007

nooge

Hey even if I am ugly and a geek well oh ok then fine....but I would like to say that atleast I am not rhys...

The One, The Only, THE NOOGE

by nooge September 5, 2004

NOOG NOOG!

The sound Pingu makes to indicate anger, frustration, excitement, or to get attention.

Pingu catches Robby the Seal stealing his weed.

Pingu: NOOG NOOG!

Robby the Seal gets away, Pingu is pissed.

by catlet December 10, 2009

Nooged

Kinda like the Indian handshake.

To Noog is to caress you genitals till your hand get nice and moist then approach an ususpecting person and give them a handshake.

Bruce was being a real ass to me today im totally going to NOOG him after work.

Wow my hands all sweaty i think that asshole just NOOGED me.

Look the cops, im for sure going to NOOG them.

by Mick Bastard September 25, 2009

the noog

an alternate name for Chattanooga, TN

You ready for the lax game in the noog this weekend brah?

by griffdog May 4, 2011

Nooge

someone who is lacking in cerebral activity and generally exhibits characteristics associated with that of acute retardation - a combination of a nong and a stooge

your a f-ing nooge mate

by xavinooge November 1, 2018

Nooge

a person that has set themself apart with ridiculously shady behavior.

a geek.

Mark Wright couldn't be more of a nooge if he tried.

by Buckshot April 1, 2003