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Noodle My Poodle 

When you are doing unholy acts . When you use a doggy prostitution. They wrap there man part in noodles and go up the poo hole
Jenny brought back Chinese last night and I though I should Noodle My Poodle. She loved it

Noodle my poodle 

A sexy shrimp cocktail.

A gorgeous little kid like doggie.
A poodle like looking human
Person1: wow face look at that hot chick
Person2: ye she is a total noodle my poodle

poodle my noodle 

The act of a male putting his soft penis into a girl's untrimmed vagina

Happens to only gaylords who play fortnite
DUDE "poodle my noodle when" I tried fucking a girl at a party last night it was terrible
poodle my noodle by Sumica June 1, 2018

Poodle in my noodle 

A best friend who's one in a million.
I'm so lucky to have found you, you're the poodle in my noodle.
Poodle in my noodle by r siz December 5, 2014

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026