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Noobtubed 

To be noobtubed, it is to lose your virginity or have your v-card taken. It is called noobtubed because you are doing a "noob" vagina or penis that has no experience with sex.
This Lauren girl wanted to hook up, the only downside was she was a virgin, but she decided to let me give her a good noobtubing anyhow. She was noobtubed, and became a clinger.
Noobtubed by Defsieg September 12, 2009
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noobtubery

The act of using a mounted grenade launcher non-stop
Da fuck is up with this noobtubery
noobtubery by Mr.Badgeman December 17, 2009

NOOBTUBER 

someone who shoots a grenade out of a grenade launcher on a gun across the map found in call of duty 4 and modern warfare 2
guy#1 he killed me with a grenade from across the map
guy#2 what a NOOBTUBER

noobtube 

The name given, by players of the game CoD4, to the assault rifle mounted grenade launcher do to the fact that it is seen as requiring little skill to use and the fact that it is, in fact, a tube.

Also, the use of said grenade launcher.
(JWilkesBoof kills HonestFive with an M203 grenade)
HonestFive: "Oh come on man don't noobtube!"
noobtube by Abhorent Aardwolf April 15, 2008

Noob Tubed 

Particularly used in the Video Game 'Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2'. Where a player uses the Grenade Launcher attachment for their weapon to kill just 1 enemy player, rather than a group of enemies.
Player 1: I just got noob tubed!
Player 2: I hate people who noob tube...
Noob Tubed by SquashedBanana October 26, 2010

noobtuber 

This refers to a derogatory word used for an online gamer in, xbox 360 and ps3, in two different games. The word noobtuber is often used while playing call of duty 4 live, when a player uses grenade launcher attachments on all of their weapons in order to get cheap kills. They usually cannot get kills any other way. It also refers to halo 3 or halo 2 live, when a player uses a rocket launcher and/or a missle pod, and repeatedly uses it as it keeps spawning.
call of duty 4 example:
Lvl 52 Prestige: That fcking noobtuber keeps hitting me with the m16 launcher when I'm sniping. Someone call a UAV already so I can kill that biatch!

halo 3 example:

Col. Grade 2: Stop spawning our rocket launcher at our base you freaking n0obtuber. This is why covies suck: noobtube central
noobtuber by $T&G$ April 14, 2008

noobtube 

A gaming action used in online shooters (i.e. COD MW2, etc..) involving the use of a rifle mounted grenade launcher to achieve easy kills.
Xray-479:

"Awesome, check out that replay, got you with my launcher from across the map while in a prone camping position; I am the luckiest nube ever"

TBAG: "Dammit, there goes my f----ng kill streak, damned noobtuber"
noobtube by SGT-T-BAG June 5, 2010
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