Noobtubed
To be noobtubed, it is to lose your virginity or have your v-card taken. It is called noobtubed because you are doing a "noob" vagina or penis that has no experience with sex.
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NOOBTUBER
someone who shoots a grenade out of a grenade launcher on a gun across the map found in call of duty 4 and modern warfare 2
NOOBTUBER by ADD ME ON XBOX- DumberCheese November 29, 2009
noobtube
The name given, by players of the game CoD4, to the assault rifle mounted grenade launcher do to the fact that it is seen as requiring little skill to use and the fact that it is, in fact, a tube.
Also, the use of said grenade launcher.
Also, the use of said grenade launcher.
noobtube by Abhorent Aardwolf April 15, 2008
Noob Tubed
Particularly used in the Video Game 'Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2'. Where a player uses the Grenade Launcher attachment for their weapon to kill just 1 enemy player, rather than a group of enemies.
Noob Tubed by SquashedBanana October 26, 2010
noobtuber
This refers to a derogatory word used for an online gamer in, xbox 360 and ps3, in two different games. The word noobtuber is often used while playing call of duty 4 live, when a player uses grenade launcher attachments on all of their weapons in order to get cheap kills. They usually cannot get kills any other way. It also refers to halo 3 or halo 2 live, when a player uses a rocket launcher and/or a missle pod, and repeatedly uses it as it keeps spawning.
call of duty 4 example:
Lvl 52 Prestige: That fcking noobtuber keeps hitting me with the m16 launcher when I'm sniping. Someone call a UAV already so I can kill that biatch!
halo 3 example:
Col. Grade 2: Stop spawning our rocket launcher at our base you freaking n0obtuber. This is why covies suck: noobtube central
Lvl 52 Prestige: That fcking noobtuber keeps hitting me with the m16 launcher when I'm sniping. Someone call a UAV already so I can kill that biatch!
halo 3 example:
Col. Grade 2: Stop spawning our rocket launcher at our base you freaking n0obtuber. This is why covies suck: noobtube central
noobtube
A gaming action used in online shooters (i.e. COD MW2, etc..) involving the use of a rifle mounted grenade launcher to achieve easy kills.
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