noobinese 

This is the language used by many noobs and other people online who are generally uneducated in english. People who cannot type may also use it. It is basically the replacement of actual words with letters or numbers that sound like them, regardless of how short the original word is. It is done supposedly for the sake of speed, but is seen on forums and other things that require no such rush. Though some think doing so on IM is acceptable, this is only so if the person lacks the ability to comfortably type a four-letter word in the time it takes to search out and poke a single key. It also includes the intentional misspelling of words and incorrect grammar and punctuation in order to save the amount of keys you have to press to make the words sound right.
It is also known as "noob talk", "AOL talk", and various other names.

"Are" would be "r"
"You" would be "u".
"Your" or "you're" would be "ur".
"To", "two", or "too" would be "2".
"for" would be "4".
"Before" would be "b4".

A sentence might look like this:
"y r u calin me a noob im not a noob ill tel on u if u keep sayin dat im a noob ur a noob 2 ive been here 4 a lng time b4 u and ill b here after ur gone"

noobinese by gLiTcH October 24, 2004

Noobanese 

Root words noob, newb, and noob.

1. The native language of the noobs.
2. A person of noob ancestry.

. Im sorry what did you say? I don't speak noobanese.
. Hey guyz im new, can ihave free itemss? kthnx!
. omgwtf, lag.
. Bullshhit fuckin cheater hax mother bitch hax0r newb.

Noobanese by Dark6 September 11, 2005

Noobiest 

The noob with the least expierience. Somebody who sucks more than other noobs. Used as an insult by people, usually gamers, to say, you're worse than all the other noobs.

Noob playing counter-strike: Omg@#, How do I picks up teh weaponz#$?

Expert playing counter-stirke: Omg gawd..you are teh noobiest!!@#

Noobiest by Hackneyed August 25, 2006

Noobioes 

Noobioes - similar to Cheerioes (but really quite the opposite), is commonly referred to as "The Breakfast of Champions". Noobioes is made mainly of Noobs, in fact, any impurities in Noobioes is frowned upon in the elite community. Noobioes (when in its purest form) consists entirely of ground noob, purified finely in the Grinder, and shaped into small 'O' shaped cereal (Also check out AlphaNoobs in the breakfast aisle - noobioes in the shape of the alphabet! The breakfast of champions in training!). Noobioes should be consumed before gaming, hacking, modding, or anytime the craving of billions of noobs all in one bowl is had.

"Aww dude I'm getting owned today!"
"I'm not, I had my fill of Noobioes, The Breakfast Of Champions, this morning"
"Shit man, I'm fresh out of noobioes... got some AlphaNoobs, The Breakfast Of Champions In Training, though!"

Noobioes by Carson Myers August 1, 2007

NoobiestNoob 

1) A person who has very low confidence in playing dota and often refers to himself as Noob or noobiest noob. This is of course in an attempt to put down the effort one has to contribute in the game. By refering to him/her self as noob, they believe that teammates expect less out of them and they can get away with being noob (although its really a self confidence issue). Prefered heroes include: Nai'x, Faceless Void, PA, any hero which needs to farm + autoattack. (They dont have confidence to use spells).

2) True Captain
3) True Patriot
4) True Boziatis

5) The Dean
6) NoobiestNoob
7) eagl(without e)_down_under

1) Eh True Captain stop calling yourself NoobiestNoob, you're after all the true captain.

2) NoobiestNoob has entered the room
2 mins later....
NoobiestNoob pulled plug due to low confidence

NoobiestNoob by PicNikPic May 28, 2011

noobisselfdenialis 

A noob that dosen't think hes a noob.

lvl 54:Your a noob.

lvl 2: No I'm not.

lvl 54: Dude u are a nood ur lvl 2.

lvl 2: I AM NOT A NOOB!!!

lvl 54: NOOBISSELFDENIALIS!!!!

noobisselfdenialis by PIE IS THE WORLDS MONST UNIVER June 22, 2008

Nordinese 

a) A Japanese person who is obsessed with Nordic culture often resulting in drawing shows based around Vikings, Valkyries, Odin, Thor, Nazism etc

a) Somebody who is obsessed with both Nordic and Japanese culture like somebody who listens to Black Metal and watches anime; probably ending up in making an AMV of Naruto to Burzum's music.

Final Fantasy is a Nordinese game which makes common refrences to the Nordic Gods.

The Black Metal band Sigh who wanted to be like the Norwegian Satanists... acts like Sabbat and Arkha Sva soon followed suit.

white kid: I liek to listen to mayhem as I play Valkyrie Profile
japanese kid: i have a yellow body and viking brain.

Naruto is a prime example of a Nordinese character.

Nordinese by Vinnnnnny September 7, 2007