noobels 

A sex toy used by the LGBT community. Allows them to switch between genders for maximum pleasure. Use wisely, effect remains permanent.

My wife got stuck fat lesbian hooker after using the Noobels too much. Oh wait, she was just born that way.

noobels by Joe_Balls August 12, 2021

Noobesaurus 

An ancient noob, one who has been around for a long time, but has not climbed the evolutionary scale to become Uberleet.

"OMG a noobesaurus!/"
"You've been here for 1 year, yet you still are the biggest Noob around..Your such a Noobesaurus."

Noobesaurus by Toadthehelper October 3, 2006

noobelf 

1. Aka newbelf is a person who has no skill
2. A person who whines and complains about balanced things like Gruntapult
3. A person who's IQ is under 40(aka potato)

STFU you noobelf!!

Learn to play noobelf!!

noobelf by BadModem May 9, 2004

Noobely Noob

Peoples who are twice as noobish as average noob

Johan:'' Aww man. He's such a Noobely noob!''
BennyBob:''Yeah man. Ur totaly right.''

Noobely Noob by Chillmastah Joe July 8, 2011

noobenstein 

Another word for "noob" or "n00b" referring to one who is inexperianced or who shouldn't be taken seriously. Most commonly refers to online gamers.

Who invited the noobenstein? Obviously never played UnReal Tournament until today.

noobenstein by Chris Jackson December 12, 2003

Noobess 

The nickname male video gamers give to a female after she rips them all apart with a 20 kill streak.

killergurl killed Shooter92 - MELEE

Killergurl killed 007 - HEADSHOT

Killergurl killed ViRuS - HAND TO HAND

*DEAD* Shooter92 : Aw man I got pwned!

*DEAD* 007 : By a girlie!

*DEAD* ViRuS : Noobess!

killergurl : STFU pussies. U men r coward.

*SPECTATOR*Unorthodox Dude : *Facepalm*

Noobess by Unorthodox Dude November 3, 2012

Noobese 

One that suffer from noobesity. You will aquire this when you are so n00bish that your body cannot contain all the noobsauce that is stored and you start vomiting Stupid everywhere.

Dude likes Fall Out Boy, that guy is so fucking noobese

Noobese by Street Dentist November 30, 2006