person: i don't get it because i'm noobcork
person: noobcore
person: dammint
person: noobcork
person: noobcork is a hilarious word
Other person: yes Other person: we should promote it
person: deal.
A shitty Halo 2/3 online player who plays 3 hours a day and still sucks ass. Basically they pay money to get their asses kicked and they know nothing about halo.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.