NOOBAS

National organization of bitches and sluts

I called the NOOBAS and they asked me which department I would like to be taken to bitches or sluts

by Wheeler walker jr March 17, 2021

noobmaster69

Thors worst enemy!!!

Thor look Noobmaster69 is back online!!!

by Noonmaster69 May 5, 2019

noobmaster69

It’s loki messing around with korg on fortnite probably

“Thor! Look noobmaster69 is back online!!”

by noobie May 8, 2019

noobmaster69

Noobmaster69 is an obnoxious child who plays the battle royale video game "Fortnite." Noobmaster69 is rude to everyone, especially Taika Waititi. Noobmaster69 often claims to have performed various sexual acts with the mothers of other players.

"Noobmaster69 is so mean! Thor should fly to his house, rip off his legs, and shove them up his own butt!"

by EGGPENGUIN May 8, 2019

noobscube

A building or place of shelter for noobs to live in; a place of noob residence; their abode; the noob's home.

"After dominating the guy 5 times straight, I got fed up and sent him to the noobscube."

by Saulbak January 14, 2009

Boobs before Noobs

A term used for when you would rather hang out with a girl than a guy friend.

Bro 1: Dude, wanna hang at Jacob's?

Bro 2: Nah man, Emily is coming over.

Bro 1: Come on, dude! Again?!

Bro 2: Boobs before noobs, man.

by btmcbrayer November 28, 2011

Noobanese

Root words noob, newb, and noob.

1. The native language of the noobs.
2. A person of noob ancestry.

. Im sorry what did you say? I don't speak noobanese.
. Hey guyz im new, can ihave free itemss? kthnx!
. omgwtf, lag.
. Bullshhit fuckin cheater hax mother bitch hax0r newb.

by Dark6 September 11, 2005