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nonrelationship 

A situation of unusual tension where two people are fooling around but are unwilling to give their interactions a name. There are no expectations and no ground rules, and no one knows where they stand, but it's a safe bet that they're textually active and they probably see each other twice every three weeks and have pretty hot hookups.

When something's going on, but it's not dating, and it's not a booty call, it's not a serious relationship, it's not hooking up, and it's not friends with benefits... what you've got on your hands is a nonrelationship.
Chick1: Paul texted me Thursday to party at his place Saturday night. I think I'll spend the night.
Chick2: Cool, so you're into him?
Chick1: Yeah, kinda.
Chick2: Is it going anywhere?
Chick1: Not really, but I want to consummate our nonrelationship.
nonrelationship by mayasd March 17, 2009
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Monogamous non-relationship 

A situation in which two people decide that they want to be sexually exclusive without taking on the title of "boyfriend" & "girlfriend" or having any type of official commitment. Often following a period of transition between casual dating and an established romantic relationship.
"John has been with that girl for a few years now. Is he ever going to start introducing her as his girlfriend?"
"He's afraid of commitment and happy being in a monogamous non-relationship. I don't think they are going to put a title on it any time soon."

committed non-relationship 

the relationship status of a couple who break up because they don't want to be long-distance, yet still talk every day and both plan to "see how things turn out"
The girl was hitting on Dino, but he was in a committed non-relationship with Jessica, and would never cheat on her.

Toxic Non-Relationship 

1. an association with one who engages in normal boyfriend-like behaviors at random and sporadic intervals; but without any regular consistency.

2. the condition or infection of a noxious chemical or other substance, causing lust, love, total confusion, and an increased proclivity towards drunk texting.

3. half-dating a guy you can’t get over because his erratic behavior makes you act like a total fucking lunatic.

4. dating mr. yuck.
I am going absolutely crazy trying to figure out what is going on in my Toxic Non-Relationship.

non-relationship 

The grey area in between taking the plunge into a committed relationship and platonic friendship. Often due to indecision on the part of one or more parties involved.

Symptoms might include, holding hands, non-committal sex, spending an inordinate amount of time together, flirting on text messages.
"Sam and Jane have been having this non-relationship for months now, they need to decide whether or not they are going out or not."
non-relationship by atreidai August 22, 2005

nonlationship 

A strong connection between two people that is imbalanced and never results in a formal relationship, toying with the emotions and ending in sexual tension that is never resolved.
I need to end this nonlationship because when you sleep in my bed every night, it plays with my head.

Girl, you need to get out of that nonlationship and get laid.

Person 1: Why does everyone think we are dating?
Person 2: Because we spend every waking moment together.
Person 1: It's not like we're in a relationship.
Person 2: That's because we are in a nonlationship.

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Nonlationships 

When you are in relationships with some girl/boy but you meet very rarely,once or twice a week,cause of work/study/distance.Meanwhile you can date with someone else.
- Did Nicolas break up with Deana? I saw him with another girl.
- No,they are just in nonlationships.
Nonlationships by Stasyan93 May 9, 2015
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