nonic 

the scientific word used to describe someone with no neck

"dude that guy in the shops a nonic"

nonic by liam yates December 4, 2007

Bald Nonce 

A bald man at the end of your street who likes little kids

Ohh no it’s the bald nonce. Hide your kids.

Bald Nonce by DanGlybles69 December 25, 2019

Noncestick

When a paedophile has raped so many kids that the government has decided to impale them on a metal pole.

You hear about that paedophile Nik who lived up the road? Yeah now he is just a noncestick

Noncestick by NJRuler November 6, 2019

Ginger nonce 

Stephen tries

Have you seen that ginger nonce new vid

Yeah Stephen tries

Ha gottem

Ginger nonce by SUB2PEWDIEPIE SUB2WILLNE March 16, 2019

Dog Nonce 

An individual who uses a dog for any of the following: 1) sexual contact, 2) fouling public places with faeces, 3) placing faeces where children play, 4) imposing their dog(s) onto members of the public, 4) causing noise nuisance.

Make sure your children play somewhere well away from paedophiles or dog nonces.

Dog Nonce by topwise September 4, 2019

Neonic 

ratioer of TieTiePerson

Neonic.

Neonic by Werrywit April 21, 2022

Nonce

British slang for pedophile

That guy in the van is a nonce

Nonce by Poo86 December 27, 2018