noncouple couple 

When two people have an unrelationship/relationship. One person is not emotionally involved and is not committed to a loving, monogamous relationship and the other person is emotionally involved and committed to a loving, monogamaous relationship.

We have been a noncouple couple for 11 months now.

noncouple couple by Punky Dunk April 29, 2011

noncouple couple 

when two people have an unrelationship/relationship. One person is not emotionally involved and is not committed to a loving, monogamous relationship and the other person is emotionally involved and committed to a loving, monogamaous relationship.

We have been a noncouple couple for 11 months now.

noncouple couple by Punky Dunk May 3, 2011

Non-couple couple

A couple who, despite constant public flirting and/or making out, adamantly claims that they "just aren't together."

F: "Aw, you're so sweet!"
M: "No, you are!"
Other: "Hey, lovebirds! The line is moving!"
M: "Uh. We're not together."
Other: "Alright, non-couple couple, get going!"

Non-couple couple by Tenth speed August 13, 2009

Noncompete or Luna?

a question concerning the motivating conditions of any interlocutor who overtly propagates misinformation for ends related to domestic political unrest, either through the equivocation and misappropriation of critical social concepts originally intended to manifest social/class consciousness or through the intentional flaring up of emotional and/or nationalistic tendencies rooted in conservative-leaning climates which stultify their base's critical faculties leaving them unequipped to vote in their best interest.

After carefully listening to the way Steven Crowder overtly misinforms his large audience base, I couldn't help but ask: Noncompete or Luna? No other option seemed to stand to reason.

Noncompete or Luna? by Strifen January 18, 2022

I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you 

the most intense dare ever to be wielded by anyone. cannot back out of it no matter what or chaotic things will happen.

DUDE! I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you to stick your dick in the blender.

I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you by Keepo123 October 25, 2015

Nonuple Penetration 

To have 9 forms of cock inside of a woman.

1st penis: Vagina
2nd penis: Asshole
3rd penis: Left Armpit
4th penis: Right Armpit
5th penis: Tits
6th penis: Left Hand
7th penis: Right Hand
8th penis: Clamped between feet
9th penis: Mouth

Did you see that whore steves mom in that porno doing the nonuple penetration with those African tribesmen? Bitch is sick

Nonuple Penetration by Serge G April 30, 2008

Noncapple 

An apple that has been nonced

Jacks apple got noncapple by the teacher

Noncapple by Hdhdjtbfbdb December 13, 2019