noizes 

When the poop comes out only a little and then you have to push.

"I got the noizes, man!"

noizes by noisesbros January 6, 2019

noisestalgia 

Noisetalgia {noise-tal-gia} is a wistful desire for music acquired in former time of one's life. This type of melody leans towards a sentimental yearning of either happiness or wistfulness.

The Narrator: 2 People listening to music & talking about life.

Claude: So the secret elixir to immortality is pretty simple, its…suddenly stops and gestures attentively

Anon: Is Everything Alright?

Claude: Shh!

Anon: What is it? Is Everything Alright? Is Somebody eavesdropping on us?

Anon: Claude the song

Claude: Few, for a minute there I thought it was that urban legend of that one guy with the hook, who….{Gets cuts off}

Anon: Claude can you just not talk for one minute! -- voice chokes up you're ruining this noisestalgia for me

noisestalgia by @ClaudeSundae January 24, 2019

Boys Noize 

BOYS NOIZE (aka Kid Alex) is the stage name of Berlin-based DJ and producer ALEX RIDHA. Ridha (born in 1982, Hamburg) started producing and DJing at early age to find himself supporting the likes of Felix Da Housecat and DJ Hell in a matter of time. Nowadays Ridha himself is known as a one of the most valued electronic artists, awarded with the Independent Music Award in 2010 as well as 3 years in a row Best Electronic Artist on Beatport. He has a refreshing approach: not afraid to break new grounds, beaming a myriad of influences from his hip-hop and disco roots to create an innovatory sound. His DJ-sets are equally uplifting and he's regarded by many as one of the worlds' best DJs, not only technically but also as a showman. Seamlessly mixing and remixing on the spot, Ridha never fails to deliver high-powered and gripping sets: unforgettable experiences for the witnesses.
Ridha released his early work on labels such as International Deejay Gigolos Records, Kitsuné Music and Turbo Recordings. In order to retain full artistic freedom however, he established his imprint Boysnoize Records in 2005.His highly anticipated long players "OI OI OI" and its successor "POWER", the two long players that included contemporary anthems such as "Don't Believe The Hype", "&Down" and "Jeffer".

Me: Boys Noize all the way!!

Mau5 fan: Deadmau5 is better

Me: What the fuck has mainstream done to you?sure

deadmau5 is badass but think outside the box

(passes earphone)

(mau5 fan gets eargasm but denies it)

Mau5 fan: that is some good*cough*weird electro

Me: you mean unique and badass

(walks away with Boys Noize playing Jeffer)

Boys Noize by Electrolovingfuckhead8 December 16, 2011

macaroni noises

A reference to an old vine:

*stirs pot of macaroni*
*macaroni makes squishy sounding noise*
“this is what good pussy sounds like”
Basically a reference to the sound a vagina makes during sex

“damn he did me so good last night had the macaroni noises”
“wtf does that even mean”

macaroni noises by gookoo December 29, 2019

bottom noises 

Randomly typed letters and characters said by a bottom.

Person 1: You're cute
Person 2: l djglbjbldkjb gjsdfbjbgljrbljbl kjbjbjldsf
Person 1: bottom noises

bottom noises by ssoap October 9, 2021

spooky sex noises 

When one ghosts massive spooky cock absoluty destroys a spooky hole making them cry out and make a spooky high pitched cry that sounds like AAAAAHHH-Uhuhuhuhu-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeerck-PENIS-Fuck-My-Asshole-big-tit-fuck-shit-boooooom-Allla-cockhard-kabooom- POP

The spooky cock my ghost gives its friends spooky hole must really hurt because it makes some really loud spooky sex noises

spooky sex noises by The spooky sex whisperer July 22, 2017

snapple noises 

sound that people make when they are making out and remove their lips from each other

I turned around and I saw Jack and Jill making snapple noises

snapple noises by JRJS Leslie July 29, 2009