noiney
Something so adorable that you must hug and squeeze it! No matter how hard you try, you can not resist pinching its cheeks.
noiney by Your moms chest hair July 26, 2022
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noine
Gary (Bababooey) Dell'Abate's mispronunciation of the number nine. It was made famous in his love tape to his ex-girlfriend from the 80's. It is also Sour Shoes favorite word......right now.
noine by NointeenNoinetyNoine September 3, 2016
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Noine
An annoying or idiotic way to say "nine," as pronounced by Gary on the Howard Stern Show and popularized by impersonator savant Sour Shoes. Pronounced like "groin."
Noine by chains_addiction May 20, 2016
Noney
The lack of having money. Having noney means you have zero dollars to your name (sometimes even a negative amount). A person with "noney" can't even afford free things.
Q: "You wanna come out for drinks tonight?"
A: "I have so much noney that I can't , think I'm staying home for a candlelight, top Ramen dinner, while I bundle up in a blanket."
A: "I have so much noney that I can't , think I'm staying home for a candlelight, top Ramen dinner, while I bundle up in a blanket."
Noney by Endofcamelsfoot January 13, 2021
noneya
Contraction of "none of your damn business". Can be used whenever that longer phrase would be appropriate
Nointy
noinee
noinee by Talulah Ondis December 10, 2017
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