noddy holder

Someone that constantly, incessantly holds their penis.

Johns a bloody noddy holder.

by Wetwhitewipes January 07, 2016

Noddy Holder's sideburns

An unkempt, overgrown feral ginger minge, when approached from behind. Advise you take a machete. From the flamboyant side whiskers of singer from 70s band Slade.

"...worse than Noddy Holder's sideburns..."
A man promised a Brazilian invades a rainforest.

by ButtoxGalore January 21, 2008