nobb gobbler

A female midget that sucks cock very enthusiastically for her own pleasure.

My wife surprised me last night with a very talented nobb gobbler for my birthday. Made my toes curl, was just the right height to hold my beer, and left a very considerable but appropriate amount of slobber dripping from my balls.

nobb gobbler by Pro-Gobbler March 19, 2017

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nobgobbler

A person who sucks penis, in a deep throat stylee.

He is a real nobgobbler, he'd suck the sweat off of dead mens balls

nobgobbler by chird September 9, 2003

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Dr. Nobgobbler

A professor of phaggotry, with a PhD in sucking dicks. Born under the name Costas Mourselas, his nickname came from his obsession with biting off penises and proceeding to eating them them during practicals whilst in university. His obsession with penises remains the same to this very day.

Despite this he still remains a highly respected individual in his field.

Dr. Nobgobbler was trying to bite my cock off yesterday after the lecture.

Dr. Nobgobbler by tomounitismanassou420 December 1, 2013

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Nobgobbler

Someone who gobbles nobs

Your dirty fucking nobgobbler

Nobgobbler by Dirteater2938 March 5, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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