nob rock 

stale rotten cum around the end of your cock

i cant see my bell anymore its covered in nob rock
for gods sake you stink of nob rock

nob rock by essex boyz January 29, 2005

Nob Rocket 

A penis so large that people think its going to shoot off.

He is watching it again, the nob rocket is about to launch.

Nob Rocket by ThingThang June 7, 2014

Nobrock 

A person who gets you annoyed, or weighs you down, as if your nob was a big rock.

Can we go McDonalds?" "We went yesterday" "But I'm hungry." "It's miles away" "Pleaseee???" "You're such a nobrock!

Nobrock by Doctor. Little Wig June 15, 2010