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Noorseen 

Noorseen is a girl that loves lame jokes such as (ur mom), (Deez Nuts), (69). She's also obsessed Genshin Impact!! She's also a girl with messy hair
Girl With messy hair walks in

Girl 1 (with messy hair): Hey, you wanna play Genshin?
Girl 2: No, I'll pass
Girl 1: Deez
Girl 2: Deez what?
Girl 1 : DEEZ NUTS! HAH!
Girl 2: Really? Fuck Off! anyways, who's that on ur wallpaper screen?
Girl 1: YOUR MOM! HEHEHEHE
Girl 2: GIRL REALLY! FUCK YOU! YOU'RE SUCH A NOORSEEN, UGH
Noorseen by L0st.Chi1d December 6, 2021
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noorseen 

A weird fluffy haired kid, who likes lame jokes such as your mom, deez nuts, and 69 😏😏😏😏😏 you’re addicted to genshin and likes salt and vinegar lays chips. Weirdo.
Girl 1: heya! Wanna play genshin.

Girl 2: No!

Girl 1: ok.. atleast do you wanna share my salt and vinegar chips?
Girl 2: absolutely not, tf wrong with you? Who taught us to like this?
Girl 1: your mom
Girl 2: ugh! You’re such a noorseen 🙄
noorseen by Your mom 😟 November 23, 2021

noorseen 

Loves the stupidest jokes like deez nuts or ur mom jokes, grow up already u stupid fuck. Ur still so funny lollll and ur sarcastic and pretty - noorseen
Noorseen is so pretty omg
noorseen by Your mom 😟 November 23, 2021
1. An extremely caring mother
2. A woman who excels in mathematics
3. One who complains about a horrible boss
Look at that woman, she wakes up an hour early just to make lunch for her children and then proceeds to prepare their breakfast as well, what a Nooreen!

Person A: If you apply the definition of a derivative to this problem, it states that as x approaches -1 the limit does not exist, therefore there will be a vertical asymptote as x=-1.

Person B: WOW you're such a Nooreen, can you do my calculus homework?

Lady A: My boss is such a jerk, he thinks im a robot, he sits on a chair and orders everyone around like he owns the city...

Lady B: Stop being such a Nooreen!
Nooreen by neebas October 22, 2010
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