no perv Share definition Flag No perv is like no homo, but is for when your trying to say something that sounds like something a pervert would say, but really you aren't trying to be a pervert. I saw your girlfriends ass the other day, no perv. no perv by urjs February 19, 2019 0 0 Get merch Get the no perv mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch