nmplol

a not soy dude with more t than everyone in the world combined (except me) also very humble

joe: did you see mr nmplol
chat: nmplol creygasm

by groinky gordox ggx September 29, 2020

nmlol

The automatic response from many online chat users when asked "what's up?", "what's happening?" or any variation. The most annoying, pointless and ridiculous response imaginable. NM meaning "Not Much" and lol "Laugh Out Loud", insinuating that by replying nmlol, not much is "up" or "happening" and for some reason this deserves a "lol". If someone replies with "nmlol" it is recommended you immediately leave the conversation.

You: Hey man, what's up?
Friend: nmlol
You : ...
Friend: What?
You: I fucking hate you
<Disconnect>

by LemonSuicide January 19, 2010

Niplol

It is a nipple that is disfigured in some way that makes it humerous enough to laugh at. These have been known to get many people slapped across the face.

Jarrod: "Dude Kristen is trollin' on you on facebook, what the hell did you do bro?!"
David: "Dammit, I laughed at her niplol"
Jarrod: "Nice one derp."

by Phantom-Kirby October 2, 2011