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a not soy dude with more t than everyone in the world combined (except me) also very humble

joe: did you see mr nmplol
chat: nmplol creygasm

nmplol by groinky gordox ggx September 29, 2020

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nmlol

The automatic response from many online chat users when asked "what's up?", "what's happening?" or any variation. The most annoying, pointless and ridiculous response imaginable. NM meaning "Not Much" and lol "Laugh Out Loud", insinuating that by replying nmlol, not much is "up" or "happening" and for some reason this deserves a "lol". If someone replies with "nmlol" it is recommended you immediately leave the conversation.

You: Hey man, what's up?
Friend: nmlol
You : ...
Friend: What?
You: I fucking hate you
<Disconnect>

nmlol by LemonSuicide January 19, 2010

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Niplol

It is a nipple that is disfigured in some way that makes it humerous enough to laugh at. These have been known to get many people slapped across the face.

Jarrod: "Dude Kristen is trollin' on you on facebook, what the hell did you do bro?!"
David: "Dammit, I laughed at her niplol"
Jarrod: "Nice one derp."

Niplol by Phantom-Kirby October 2, 2011

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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