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Nippola Bumps 

The small bumps found in the areola area of the nipple.
While driving around naked, Gerard and Elmer counted the nippola bumps on Beth's tits.

They were surprised to see that Gerard had more nippola bumps than Beth!

After discovering that one of Gerard's nippola bumps was a zit, they realized that he had exactly the same amount as Beth. This was cause for great celebration!
Nippola Bumps by NCKnobster April 2, 2011
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niplometer 

A Device used to measure the size of the nipple.
*Not used measure the areola
Honey, will you grab the niplometer so I can get ready for the family reunion
niplometer by G Steele January 5, 2008

Nipoleon 

A name given to a man or a woman with extemely large nipples.
"Jesus Christ Nipoleon! Put your shirt back on!"
Nipoleon by PashmaPeach September 30, 2012

nipology 

The study of nipples, nipples, and more nipples
I'm in the field of nipology.
nipology by THEnipplest November 20, 2015

Nippoleon 

One who is obsessed with female nipples. Worships the nipple and is mentally and physically aroused by this wonderful, fleshy erogenous zone.
My new boyfriend is a nippoleon. He cannot keep is hands and mouth off my perky nips.

I’m pretty sure my uncle keeps
his AC set at 62 cause he’s a nippoleon. It’s so cold when I’m there and my nips are rock hard.

As a bona fide nippoleon, I can say that the small nipples are truly the most sensitive.
Nippoleon by Eaton Holgoode February 13, 2018
a not soy dude with more t than everyone in the world combined (except me) also very humble
joe: did you see mr nmplol
chat: nmplol creygasm
nmplol by groinky gordox ggx September 29, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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