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nirt-nirt 

A simpleton, usually who drives a beat up lifted pick-up truck preferably Cheverolet, Ford, Dodge or GMC because gas is so much cheaper than rice, with extra big ties and wheels such as Super Swampers. In order to reach the full nirt-nirt potential, usually factory exhaust (or whats left of it) is modified or afro-engineered with larger pipes and wire coathangers to create a throaty-rumbling that is sure to offend any other drivers on the road with their windows down. Nirt-nirts may or may not have the following charactaristics: underaged girlfriends; tend to take breaks from having jobs; chewing-tobacco habit; enjoy Natural Light reeb; smacking women (but only when they don't listen) attending mud-bogs in manuer feilds; throwing roosters; taking food to the lighthouse keeper; heated arguments with other nirt-nirt buddies about which truck is better/tougher/faster, or which can go through more shit... Ford? Chevy? or Dodge?
Nirt-nirt #1: "Line that bitch up and we'll see how good your Fucked-Over-Rebuilt-Dodge is against my Chevy. I have 38" Super Swampers, yours are only 33's!"
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Nirt-nirt #2: "Awe fuck you, 38's are only good if your truck had the balls to spin them!"
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nirt-nirt truck 

A lifted up old 4x4 pick-up truck typically driven by a nirt-nirt, characteristically nirt-nirt trucks are beat-up, rusty, and generally in poor condition but run well because nirt-nirts are always wrenching on them to keep them running through the mud. Nirt-nirts will sometimes sell thier truck to buy a different one with bigger tires. Common descriptions to look for in a listing for a nirt-nirt truck in the classifieds: "Runs Good," "Fast & Fun," and also "Rusty-but-Trusy" See photo.
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The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
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"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
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