charlygordon123456's definitions

nirt-nirt

A simpleton, usually who drives a beat up lifted pick-up truck preferably Cheverolet, Ford, Dodge or GMC because gas is so much cheaper than rice, with extra big ties and wheels such as Super Swampers. In order to reach the full nirt-nirt potential, usually factory exhaust (or whats left of it) is modified or afro-engineered with larger pipes and wire coathangers to create a throaty-rumbling that is sure to offend any other drivers on the road with their windows down. Nirt-nirts may or may not have the following charactaristics: underaged girlfriends; tend to take breaks from having jobs; chewing-tobacco habit; enjoy Natural Light reeb; smacking women (but only when they don't listen) attending mud-bogs in manuer feilds; throwing roosters; taking food to the lighthouse keeper; heated arguments with other nirt-nirt buddies about which truck is better/tougher/faster, or which can go through more shit... Ford? Chevy? or Dodge?

Nirt-nirt #1: "Line that bitch up and we'll see how good your Fucked-Over-Rebuilt-Dodge is against my Chevy. I have 38" Super Swampers, yours are only 33's!"
<br>
Nirt-nirt #2: "Awe fuck you, 38's are only good if your truck had the balls to spin them!"

by charlygordon123456 July 11, 2006

stinkhole

Anus. The opening at the end of the large intestine (rectum) that expels stool. See also butthole, asshole

Back-door-Betty loves it in the stinkhole.

by charlygordon123456 July 12, 2006

nirt-nirt truck

A lifted up old 4x4 pick-up truck typically driven by a nirt-nirt, characteristically nirt-nirt trucks are beat-up, rusty, and generally in poor condition but run well because nirt-nirts are always wrenching on them to keep them running through the mud. Nirt-nirts will sometimes sell thier truck to buy a different one with bigger tires. Common descriptions to look for in a listing for a nirt-nirt truck in the classifieds: "Runs Good," "Fast & Fun," and also "Rusty-but-Trusy" See photo.

See photo for nirt-nirt truck.

by charlygordon123456 July 12, 2006

Pesi

A drink that is only avaialble at China Buffet in Ludington, MI. In clear english, usually pronounced "Pepsi"

Waitress: What you want to Drink?

Customer: I'll have a Pepsi, please.

Witress: Ok, Pesi. Go head, have a sit.

by charlygordon123456 July 24, 2006

Mondew

A drink only avaialble at China Buffet in Ludington, MI. In clear english the word is pronounced "Mountain Dew"

Waitress: What you want to drink, Pesi or Mondew?

by charlygordon123456 July 24, 2006

crotch belly

Very large mass of fat that gathers in the lower abdomen primarily but not recticted to fat women. See also fupa, front butt, or gunt. Men also can suffer from this condition although men traditionally of this size tend to wear a fat apron.

#1
The lady at the China Buffet had a ginourmous crotch belly.

#2

Big fat Roy is a man with a huge crotch belly. He really likes cheese and garlic butter.

by charlygordon123456 July 25, 2006

Fat Apron

A condition tradionally but not restricted to ginourmously fat men where the gut area sags way down over the beltline creating a visual fat apron.

That big fat guy almost got hit in the dick by a baseball, but he was protected by his fat apron.

by charlygordon123456 January 16, 2007