16 definition by charlygordon123456

Anus. The opening at the end of the large intestine (rectum) that expels stool. See also butthole, asshole

Extremely loose stool consisting mostly of brown liquid rather than solid turds. Severe diarhea, the runs, the squirts.

A condition tradionally but not restricted to ginourmously fat men where the gut area sags way down over the beltline creating a visual fat apron.

Originally used during a fit of rage, a scrambled way of saying the phrase "shut the fuck up" now seen as a humorous term to use by the Tuesday Night Meeting crew fro "shut the fuck up."

Explosive diarhea usually combined with powerful farts that result in a shit-splattered toilet bowl.

A drink that is only avaialble at China Buffet in Ludington, MI. In clear english, usually pronounced "Pepsi"

A simpleton, usually who drives a beat up lifted pick-up truck preferably Cheverolet, Ford, Dodge or GMC because gas is so much cheaper than rice, with extra big ties and wheels such as Super Swampers. In order to reach the full nirt-nirt potential, usually factory exhaust (or whats left of it) is modified or afro-engineered with larger pipes and wire coathangers to create a throaty-rumbling that is sure to offend any other drivers on the road with their windows down. Nirt-nirts may or may not have the following charactaristics: underaged girlfriends; tend to take breaks from having jobs; chewing-tobacco habit; enjoy Natural Light reeb; smacking women (but only when they don't listen) attending mud-bogs in manuer feilds; throwing roosters; taking food to the lighthouse keeper; heated arguments with other nirt-nirt buddies about which truck is better/tougher/faster, or which can go through more shit... Ford? Chevy? or Dodge?