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nipplely 

Being so cold that your nipples become hard enough for everyone within a 20 mile radius to see them.
"Are you turned on or something? It's cold outside, but it's not that nipplely."
nipplely by suckonmyteat April 30, 2008

Nippleitis

What happens to your nipples when you go outside in the cold wearing a t-shirt; shriviled up, hard nipples; stiff nipples.
"I got nippleitis so bad right now that my nips are hard enough to cut diamond!"
Nippleitis by Orginox April 19, 2006

nippleslip.com 

A nonexistent web site mentioned in the Kick-Ass movie.
- Try on nippleslip.com. It's good.

nippletit 

A massive nipple that covers the entire breast can also be mistaken for large hoover accidents. (when somebody is accidently sucked on by a hoover and has a large red circle mark left behind)
"Holy shit that bitch has nippletits"
nippletit by Dannyboy182 September 27, 2006

nipplecicle 

An icicle that forms off of a nipple.
Allen was running shirtless in the winter and developed a wicked nipplecicle.
nipplecicle by CrucifiedPossum January 17, 2008

Nipplecision 

Nipplecision is the act of the nip nips being chopped off. Traditionally practiced in Jewish cultures where young boys will get their nipples cut off, similarly to circumcision where the foreskin is cut off. It is preformed by a Nipplecisionist.
Cancel my sons Nipplecision tomorrow.
Nipplecision by Condudes March 4, 2019