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nipple ball 

the natural phenomena occuring in teen males roughly between the ages of 13-17. the said phenomena occurs when the male nipple and the immediate area behind it develops a hard tissue in the form of a ball, sans "Nipple Ball." this "ball" generally stays for the duration of puberty and is extremely sensitive to touch, especially titty twisters, which in some cases, have been known to cause cancer in men with nipple ball. if you are affected by nipple ball, keep them safe at *ALL* costs.

*Note: Nipple Ball generally affects 1 nipple far worse then the other, but still occurs in both.
Toby: Hey, what the fuck is this hard thing on my nipple? It hurts like a mother fucker when I touch it.

Gomez: That's called Nipple Ball you twat! Now watch this as I titty twist it and effectively end your chances at ever procreating.
nipple ball by john himself June 6, 2005
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nipple ball 

may 6, national nipple ball day. go out an buy your very own nipple ball and suck it.
it’s may 6!! happy nipple ball day!!!
nipple ball by _nyah May 6, 2020

nipple balls 

a very painful disease that occurs in males during puberty where cells begin to grow in their nipples. They are very sensitive. One is usually worse than the other.
Some guy didnt believe me that i had nipple balls.
What a Corey.
nipple balls by bananaham July 6, 2011

Nipple Balloon 

A balloon, that strikes a shocking resemblance to a womans brests. Has a distinct nipple quality and a perfect boobn texture. Many men who can't get any purchase these for their blow up doll on place of brest implants.
Jeff went to the party store to purchass some Nipple balloons for his variety of blow up dolls. So he could have a lil more fun.
Nipple Balloon by Deziray, hailey December 20, 2008

balloon nipple 

the weird shitty knotty thingie that is at the bottom of your balloon
"Can you grab my balloon nipple?"
"That is one fine balloon nipple"

ball hair on my nipples

the hair just around your nipples that look like the hair found on your sack
I have ball hair on my nipples.

Balloon-Tail Nipple 

When the nipple you're currently sucking on is so saggy and lifeless, that it feels like you're sucking on the tail of a deflated balloon.
Redneck Billy : "Girl yo mama got some massive jugs. But why do you have a Balloon-Tail Nipple? Like bitch what are you adopted or something?"
His Cousin Sister : "Nah I'm just lactose-intolerant."
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Shakira Law 

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Overstand 

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Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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