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ninth grade slut 

There seems to be a sort of strange phenomenon in American high schools- I'm not sure if it occurs elsewhere. When girls are in 9th grade, they all of a sudden seem to become sluts. Girls who come from normal, middle class families, and who you would never expect to be having sex at age 14, become whores at this age. It's probably got something to do with raging hormones, since the girls usually aren't so slutty during their sophomore year. The extreme sluttiness of 9th graders has caused many seniors to desire these freshmen girls, as 9th grade sluts seem to always want to sleep with a 12th grader. 9th grade sluts also seem to be party animals, and they can be seen frequently at drunk parties held by members of upper classes.
Back in middle school, Laura was a popular, preppy girl who had kissed a boy or two, but always said she would wait for sex. However, when she entered high school, Laura became a ninth grade slut. During that year, she flirted with everyone, gave blowjobs to 4 seniors, and slept with a guy at a party who she'd only know for 30 minutes. When Laura went to 10th grade, she matured and somewhat regreted her younger slutty days. By the time she graduated, she was attempting to forget that portion of her life.
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016