A deadly hybrid of a ninja and a vampire. Pissing one off or having delicious blood will ALWAYS result in death. Sometimes, they will kill you just because they don't like you or they are hungry. Ninpires are not always ninja-ing around and can appear as a regular human, which makes them very difficult to identify.

Kristin: Guess what?
Linden: What?
Kristin: I'm a ninpire
Linden: Wtf is that?
Kristin: Part ninja part vampire
Linden: Pfft there's no such thing
Kristin: DEATH BECOMES OF YOU!
Kristin: **sucks Linden's blood, then kills her in a ninja manner**

Ninpire by Kristin Harper AKA Beth Amphetamine May 26, 2008

Related Words

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nippies

Erect, frim or pert nipples on a female breast. Denotes a fun, playful and often youthful quality to the nipples.

Kelly and Jennifer were gigling girlishly after gym class as their pert nippies accidently brushed against each other in the changing room.

You could see her nippies pressing against her sexy t-shirt

Jill blushed as her chilled nippies appeared.

All the guys talked about her hot nippies.

nippies by titties and cake September 10, 2004

richie nippies

Expensive as fuck nipples that you achieve after you get top surgery. Used by a youtuber called 'Storm Ryan.' Top surgery is for ftm transexuals who wish to get their breasts removed.

Bryan: So you got those scars from top surgery?

Ryan: Yeah, but I also got my richie nippies.

richie nippies by 3D sunglasses up your ass June 28, 2018

NippieMan

Legit the sexiest man alive. NippieMan is actually is Jesus Christ in the second coming.

Him: Do you know NippieMan?
Her: no who is NippieMan
Him: Stabs the woman

NippieMan by NippieMan January 4, 2021

ninnie

Female version of a Nincumpoop. Someone who is being silly, stupid or without reasonable thoughts.

Sarah you big ninnie, you just put your car keys in the ice box

Or

If Beth is a class clown you might say
Beth is a ninnie

ninnie by ddlD2 April 24, 2014

nippies

young and perky female breasts

The teenage boys admired their female classmate's nippies.

nippies by LillyLou April 12, 2003

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026