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ninja linking 

when you shwo someone a link and when they click it, it doesn't take you to where you thought it would be. Primarily used for prankes that take you to www.goatse.cx or www.youdontknowwhoiam.org alot of fun if used correctly.
I fucking got ninja linked while at work, I've been reprimanded.
ninja linking by Anonymous February 10, 2003

ninja lining 

When you manage to do a line of cocaine without anyone seeing you.

🙅🏻👃🏻 is the emoji used for ninja lining so no one knows what you're talking about (stealth just like a ninja)
Seal wanna go ninja lining tonight?

Or

Seal wanna 🙅🏻👃🏻 tonight?
ninja lining by squidding July 24, 2016

Ninja-Commenting / Liking 

When one Comments or Likes a post up to 2 seconds after its posted. (On Facebook.)

WARNING: This action can get very annoying for the person recieving the notifications.
Girl 1: Oh man, I was on Facebook last night, and this guy is TOTALLY ninja-commenting / liking everything I post! SOO annoying.

Girl 2: Oh jees. That sucks...