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ninja bukkake 

v. to bukkake in a sneaky or stealthy manner
see bukkake
Upon waking, Mary thought she'd been visited by the semen fairy; she didn't realize that Larry and Ed had ninja bukkake'd her during the night.
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ninja bukkake 

ninja bukkake is when yer getting a blowjob and last second you pull back and bukkake on the giver of the blowjob
bob: dude it was funny i ninja bukkake'd in her eye
someone else: lol
ninja bukkake by HeroinBob April 14, 2005

Bukkake Ninja 

A Bukkake Ninja is an Ancient Japanese warrior that uses stealth and cunning to overtly humiliates foes by repeatedly ejaculating upon their faces.

The Bukkake Ninjas used this extreme form of Bukkake to ridicule their opponents in battle. It was common in battle for foes to die by drowning in the ejaculate. This had the effect of demoralizing enemy combatants, while pacifying and assimilating the native females. The conquered females realized the impotence of their male populace as compared to the Bukkake Ninja, thus succumbing and submitting to the power of this rare breed of Ninjas warrior; forcing the dominated males to long periods of Cuckold-dom.
1. "Dude, you’re an insane Bukkake Ninja for what you did to that Pluff’s Mom!"

2. "I'm going to cum all over your face like a Bukkake Ninja!"

3. "I’m a Bukkake Ninja, they never saw me coming."

In Feudal Japan, there was an elevated level of Ninja called a Bukkake Ninja; these were the most feared of all Ninjas, due to their ability to be silent, invisible humiliation warriors. A Bukkake Ninja had standard Ninja training but is said to have had an additional 10 years of exceptionally rigorous training to develop the ability to produce massive streams of ejaculate with very short recovery periods. This ejaculate when produced was then sprayed over their victims face and torsos often without said victim knowing what hit them. They were renowned to have very short recovery periods before inflicting another round of overt humiliation.
Bukkake Ninja by Rowtiger August 31, 2012

Bukake Ninjas

The History of Bukake is well chronicled. However, there is a ommission from the literary record. That is the importance of the Bukake Ninjas.

The Bukake Ninjas used an extreme form of Bukake to ridicule their opponents in battle. In Feudal japan, Bukake Ninjas were the most feared of all enemies, because after a defeat they would take all females from a village, be it mothers, daugthers or grandmothers and force these women into unremitting bukake.

It has been said that because of their rigorous training, Bukake Ninjas possessed an uncanny ability to produce insane amounts of semen, which they squirted over their victims face and torso.

Today, the Bukake Ninjas no longer exist, however their despicable acts shall not be forgotten
1. Dude, your an insane Bukake Ninja for what you did to that girl!
2. I'm going to cum all over your face like a Bukake Ninja!
Bukake Ninjas by El Presidente April 4, 2005
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