douche of all trades. created after the slant angle was studied off of the worlds first and strongest flip-artist; Ahmad Ashawa(his powers are still undefined).

Jesus you can't do anything right, god damn doat!

DOAT by Zas Sid March 11, 2008

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Doat

What comes from a dog a deer and a goat having sexual intercourse

did you see that doat?

Doat by d weezy23 March 16, 2009

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B-Doat

Biggest Dick of all Time, someone who is a complete asshole, selfish prick or douchebag.

Don’t put that video on Instagram you fucking b-doat.

B-Doat by Sheryl007 October 18, 2020

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Guffle Doat

The part of skin between male nipples

"my guffle doat hurts when you pull my chest hair"

Guffle Doat by Captain Peter *Chillen* January 4, 2008

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Doaty

Scottish slang for stupid.

They're a wee bit doaty not knowing what the word potato means.

Doaty by Linda Truffles July 25, 2016

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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