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nike tech 

wearing the sacred tech means you get an insane amount of hoes but are still loyal
wow, that guy has a nike tech, you know what that means.
nike tech by zesty zay April 25, 2022
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Nike Tech Fleece

A set of Nike Pants, Hoodies, and Shorts that are made special by putting a layer of foam in between the layers of fleece. Super comfortable, but super expensive (Hoodies and Pants are >$100)

Also, often associated with rap music and is seen as a status symbol in said scenes.
Josh (At the Nordstrom): Yeah, I'll take two sets of Nike tech fleece jackets and joggers, one in gray and one in black.

Josh (In the car on his way home): Man, with the music career popping off, I could finally cop some Nike tech fleece and this new Scat Pack!
Nike Tech Fleece by TriBeCaBoy56 January 22, 2022

Nike Tech November 

We poppin out wit nike tech all NOVEMBER
Nov 1 start of Nike Tech November
Nike Tech November by ChrisFlockaaa October 30, 2021

Nike Tech fleece

A zip up for pillocks that listen to drill and who’s diets consist of weed, WKD blue and mango crush vape juice. They often attend British state schools, they wear black airforces to school and stand in 1st position like a fucking duck. They wear cp company beanies and their common dialogue is usually “that bitch is bare jarring styl”

“Wrddddd, mums she’s got no tits”

“Wordeddd”

It is ok to commit mass genocide on these absolute spoons and Menaces to British society😐😐
“Man’s dripping in the Nike Tech fleece”

“Clm”
Nike Tech fleece by Shrimp._. November 18, 2021

Nike Tech Demon 

a dude who wears a nike tech and does funny shit and identifies as a Nike Tech Demon
Whats your name? Nike Tech Demon.
Nike Tech Demon by Nike Tech Demon September 25, 2023

National Nike Tech Day 

A day where you wear your Nike Tech clothes, and take pictures with your friends. Most importantly flex the on people who don’t have a Nike Tech. National Nike Tech Day is January 10.
National Nike Tech Day is next week. Do you have something to wear?

national nike tech day 

janurary 24 aka next monday is national tech day wear ur favorite tech
jan 24 is national nike tech day wear ur fav pair “pants and zipup”
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