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nightstanding 

Nightstanding is a sexual act that takes place in a bedroom that has ample space for “activities”. One person leaps from atop a nightstand aiming for vaginal or anal insertion with their penis or strap-on. This can only be done in missionary or doggystyle position. Any other position may lead to serious injury or impalement.

Nightstanding can occur with multiple combinations of participants, thus requiring the use of two nightstands. This is referred to as Double-Nightstanding. It is suggested that a king bed be used when performing the double-nightstand technique.

Nightstand(ing/s) can also be used as a code word when referencing any sexual act or activity.
“(Naomi) If we get a king bed there would be no room for activities. (Sylvio) I think you mean there wouldn’t be any more room for nightstands. (Dwayne) Wait a minute, don’t you mean Nightstanding?”
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nightshading 

The action of becoming gay when before you were straight, It doesnt have to be for a specific reason its just the act of becoming gay when you used to be straight
"Yo dude did you hear about how that guy is nightshading?"
"I did I'm glad he finally found himself."
nightshading by herolevi October 23, 2020
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nightshading 

The action of becoming gay when before you were straight.
"Yo dude did you hear about how that guy is nightshading?"
"I did im glad he finally found himself.
nightshading by herolevi October 23, 2020

nightstalling 

Verb. Trying to stay up as late as possible, even though you have nothing to do.
-You look horrible
-I was nightstalling yesterdAY
nightstalling by JimmityJam August 18, 2015

nightshading 

A dude named Gabriel who is really bipolar
did you here about Benjamin he doing a nightshading right as we speak!
nightshading by goreshit October 26, 2020

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026